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Writer Brian Anderson lives in Austin, Texas, where summer
is in the
spring, summer, and fall,
and where a twenty year
buildup of Texas dirt has completely clogged his bathtub drain.
Illustrator Doug Holgate lives in Australia, where summer
is in the winter and where bathtubs drain clockwise.